How sexy is your town?

I've been looking forward to the results of the UK Sex Map being published for a while now, since I first heard of the map being compiled. For me, interesting results include: The city I live in right now spends more than the national average on toys and naughty accessories (well done!). The things my city spends the most on (at 1.4x the national average) are Adult DVDs and Sexy Costumes. The town I was born and raised in is in the top 50! Apparently, it spends over three times the national average on anal toys! It's also pretty good to see that the folks of my home town aree being as safe as possible, with 2.6x the national average being spent on condoms. The map has already been featured in a few newspapers today, but more interestingly, there is an edition of Company magazine coming out soon... that may have a not-so-familliar face in it... See if you can spot me by the answers! ;) Why not have a flick through and see what your town gets up to?!

NK x

Hey folks! Just a quickie off me this evening, to let you know about what I recently got and will hopefully be reviewing on here soon...

I made a little LoveHoney order a while ago and got:

• LoveHoney Super7 Dolphin Silicone Vibrator  
• LoveHoney VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator  
• LoveHoney Love Bunny Vibrating Bullet Rabbit  

So hopefully some reviews very soon for those. I'm excited to try out the Dolphin as it seems really high quality for the price - silicone was once only for those willing to endure the hefty price tag! The LoveBunny was adorable, and I'm sort of curious about those ears, truth be told! As for the VibraExciter, I'm mostly looking forward to seeing my OH wind me up with it! I'm very tempted to go somewhere public and see how long we last before I drag him away somewhere to fuck his brains out... I also have a BIG box of goodies arriving tomorrow...

• Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator  
• LoveHoney Ice Scream Waterproof Multispeed Vibrator 
• LoveHoney Super7 G-Pulse Silicone Vibrator  
• LoveHoney 7 Function Vibrating Magic Cock Ring 2.0  
• Tracey Cox Supersex G-Spot Orgasm Kit  
• LoveHoney 7 Function Magic Rabbit 2.0 Bullet Vibrator  
• LoveHoney Smoothy Anal Orgasmic Glass Dildo  
• LoveHoney Goldfinger Mini Vibe  
• LoveHoney Super7 Ballsy Silicone Vibrator 

Over the next few days or so, I'll be hopefully getting at least 1 review out to you and also have a bit of a discussion blog I want to do as well... That's if all the above doesn't... er, get in the way, shall we say?

NK x

a little hello...

Right now we’re still stranded internet-less. It’s terribly frustrating! We have our BT line going in today (that’s another contentious issue, the woman from the lettings agency said there was a line already in and active… but now we’ve had to pay out £122.50 to get one put in? Harrumph, I say) and then I’m calling our new ISP tomorrow to see about getting back online. Could be anything from 2-4 weeks, according to their website. Still though, we’re finding ways and means of entertaining ourselves. Currently, though I’m a little bored. It’s 11.40 am and I got up at like 9. Doesn’t sound like long I know but with no one else up the time does drag a bit it’s fair to say. The OH is still snoozing, and seeing as we’ve been routinely waking at 6am then only managing to doze after that (thanks, LL, for the paper thin curtains – they’re especially fun at the ‘sunrise’ side of the house – where our BEDROOM is… cheers, really*), I’ve gone for letting sleeping boyfriends lay. *we have seen some very sexy black and red ones, a damask style number… but due to our leaky wood (make your own jokes to that) above our window… well we’re not buying them only for them to get ruined… One thing I’m really loving about this place though, is the living with the boyfriend. There wasn’t much action for the first few days due to a visit of the Mother Nature variety, but we seem to be more than making up for it now. The other day, we ran upstairs for a quickie while we waited for our dinner to cook (very fun, and only got disturbed by one particularly puppy-dog-like housemate *after* we’d finished, which was handy) and then that night… blew my mind. I’m certain I’ve mentioned on here before that my buzzy butt plug is, in my opinion, a must buy for anyone who enjoys anal (must check once I’m back online if I have reviewed it yet – I have a sneaking suspicion that I haven’t) and that night only confirmed what I knew; if anything I’d say it was even better than our previous run with it… ah, I do love a good ass fucking. *sigh* Haha, I forgot to mention a particularly cringe-worthy incident that occurred on moving day… My boyfriend’s dad and sister helped us move (my move was over a 2 separate days, on the moving day itself it was just me, the essentials and the toys (didn’t want parents moving them for me, it felt a bit weird)) and all was going well. I’d been very thorough to go through my toys and take all batteries out of any buzzy ones… or so I thought. We’d got to the house and either my boyfriend’s dad or sister had brought through my bags from the car while I’d been busy doing something else (possibly having a nervous breakdown) and when I came to take one of them upstairs to ditch them, I felt a buzzing coming from my bag. “FUCK” I believe was my first thought. I tried not to let it show on my face and dashed upstairs to find the offending item – a bang bang bunny that I’d forgotten to slip the triple A's out of. FAIL! Not sure if they noticed, but I rather hope they didn’t! As a last note, ive bought the mr a present from LoveHoney. I haven’t told him yet – he knows I got something the other day and has asked but I keep refusing to tell him for the time being… I cant say on here yet as he is a member of LH and may indeed get to here (if you read this, not that im saying you’re snooping, just y’know… :P) so for the time being the pressie shall stay unnamed. I’m currently still a bit chicken to either ask him if he likes the idea, or just get it out and start using it. It’s pretty mundane to be fair, and diamonds – if you’re reading this I think you got one for your OH. (The thing you had to get replaced)The reason in my case why I got it was not only cause if I had a dick I’d want to try it (and for that reason, I think he may like it) but also because I have a few issues in bed. I’m not going to deny that and I have overcome so much in the time I’ve been with the mr but there are certain things.. well a thing… that still really needs work. (And not to get to psychological on you here, but I’m working on what I think is a very sound psychological theory that if I alter the situation enough, it won’t fit my schema, and I’ll handle things better (for one particular thing this is) hell, maybe even really enjoy it!) Right, I’ve blithered long enough at you! Hope to be back online soon, so I can see you all again and so I can post this!

NK x

EDIT – JUST FOUND I *CAN* USE MY MOBILE AS A MODEM FOR VERY BASIC ACCESS! YOU CAN HAS BLOG! YAAAAAY!

A quick update

Not a very focussed blog entry, this one - I can tell you that now! Bit of an update as I am moving tomorrow, and won't have intarwebs for 2+ weeks (might even be a month apparently - *sigh*). On the decidedly bright side, I am moving in with my gorgeous other half and am so so happy about that, so all is good really! Oh, and on a vaguely sex-realated note (and therefore on topic for the blog, lol!) any couple who is into anal action/dp needs this. I seem to recall hearing flatmates in halls walking past when we were using this.. he was fucking me while the butt plug buzzed away in my ass.. and normally we do get a bit 'eep' if it sounds like people are right outside while we're fucking... but i do recall, when he looked up upon hearing them, me declaring "fuck them!" at that point, it could have been the pope tbh. So yes, if you're into anal and/or dp, buy it. It also does a beautiful job of relaxing me enough so that he can fuck me considerably harder in the ass ;)

NK x

Frustration 101

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Remember my rave about Dianette not so long ago? Well... Now I am far less impressed. Reason being, I have been plagued by Aunt Flo for far longer than normal, far more er.. imposingly than normal, and had the cramps from hell. All in all, meaning this weekend, last weekend and an impromtue visit in the middle to the Mr's were all incredibly frustratingly sexless. :( On the bright side though, I think Aunt is packing her bags as we speak, and as dianette is coming tomorrow evening, that should give her the boot out the door she so needs. Next weekend should be interesting, to say the least. Not only because I am now so achingly horny, so desperate to feel his cock inside me, that I may actually tear him to shreds, but also because we have my house to ourselves... My parents are on holiday ;) All meaning that he has even said he knows there is no point bothering to bring clothes for the Saturday! I'm considering trying a new purchase out with him... We do partake in anal occasionally; so i think the potential for it opening me up enough to allow for some nice, hard anal fucking would be rather nice... But then there's also the idea of how much I sense I'll be screaming when he fucks me when I have that in... Vibrations for both of us, and DP for me. Mmm...

NK x

Mmm

I've been too quiet for too long I think! Sorry guys and girls!

A little update on life in general firstly... College is still going well - more results from the latest rounds of exams gave me 2 more distinctions and a merit in the subject I was sure I had failed, so I'm rather pleased to say the least.
I don't remember if I'd mentioned it last time (or hell if I'd even had it then) but I've had an offer from the uni I want to go to, and since then I (and the others) have signed for and paid the deposit on our shared house we're going to live in! Scary news though - the contract is going to start quite a bit earlier than I expected - I had been thinking moving date would be mid September but now it is actually the start of July! It'll be alright though, and I can't wait to share a bed every night with R!

On the subject of R, I was over at his last weekend - as I do most weekends. Largely, the weekend was spent watching dvds, as is common for us. I haven't drank in quite some time though and recently decided to start drinking again - if nothing else, in readiness for my 21st, the summer (which will no doubt be an intoxicated affair) and the train wreck I will become in September/October... Yeah, you guessed - FRESHERS!

After our night out and spending some time at a friends, we got back over to the flat and naturally, the night progressed to much naughtier things... I haven't told him this (his ego is big enough, believe me!) but no man has made me cum as hard as I did when he fingered my ass and sucked my clit. It helps, I think, that he's not afraid to go for a little biting...

On the subject of biting etc though, I have two corkers on me at the moment, but the most impressive thing has to be the scratch and nail impressions on my back - they drew blood and still are bleeding whenever I scratch them! Oops!

Good though, bloody good...

NK x

A mini update

I've been too quiet for too long I think! Sorry guys and girls! A little update on life in general firstly... College is still going well - more results from the latest rounds of exams gave me 2 more distinctions and a merit in the subject I was sure I had failed, so I'm rather pleased to say the least. I don't remember if I'd mentioned it last time (or hell if I'd even had it then) but I've had an offer from the uni I want to go to, and since then I (and the others) have signed for and paid the deposit on our shared house we're going to live in! Scary news though - the contract is going to start quite a bit earlier than I expected - I had been thinking moving date would be mid September but now it is actually the start of July! It'll be alright though, and I can't wait to share a bed every night with R! On the subject of R, I was over at his last weekend - as I do most weekends. Largely, the weekend was spent watching dvds, as is common for us. I haven't drank in quite some time though and recently decided to start drinking again - if nothing else, in readiness for my 21st, the summer (which will no doubt be an intoxicated affair) and the train wreck I will become in September/October... Yeah, you guessed - FRESHERS! After our night out and spending some time at a friends, we got back over to the flat and naturally, the night progressed to much naughtier things... I haven't told him this (his ego is big enough, believe me!) but no man has made me cum as hard as I did when he fingered my ass and sucked my clit. It helps, I think, that he's not afraid to go for a little biting... On the subject of biting etc though, I have two corkers on me at the moment, but the most impressive thing has to be the scratch and nail impressions on my back - they drew blood and still are bleeding whenever I scratch them! Oops! Good though, bloody good...

NK x

I must, I must...

Blog more often. This is it, I promise I am turning over a new leaf and you WILL see more of me in these parts! Been a bit distracted what with one thing and another, but isn't everyone? I won't be using that as an excuse to neglect this any more... Though as no-one reads this, strictly speaking, I am talking to myself. Isn't that the first sign of madness? Today is all about sex toys. I am a member of LoveHoney's forums (Fora?) , and a regular buyer of toys from the afforementioned. I love them and hate them, sometimes in equal measure. I love them because it's near impossible not to, and I hate them for nothing more than the fact that they keep making me spend money I shouldn't. Really good example would be today. I went to a shopping centre today (a rather large one) which has an Ann Summers. Now, I will admit that I did go with the intention of sinning and cheating on my beloved LH. My trip did involve a notable detour to Ikea for meatballs followed by daim cake... Not very sexy or O/T but hey, it's real life donchaknow? Once I had finished my daim cake, I walked through the centre to A.S... Now, I don't mean to judge here, but I noticed three or four SAs stood together, faffing with stock and seemingly, chatting. The store looked fairly empty, though admittedly I couldn't see the back where what I call the "proper" stock is. Maybe, part of me is still the pathetic wimp I was when in high school (or younger even) but seeing as all three girls looked up at anyone pausing (maybe, oh, thinking about coming in and spending some money?!), it totally put me off. I think I was drawn to the idea of going to A.S. as I miss the tactile stuff, I like the whole looking at the displays thing, the "shopping" experience, which as much as I love LH, obviously, online isn't the same. The reality, though, put me off. I decided this meant I was DEFINATELY allowed a LH order when I got home, and order I did. Now, do consider that I currently have zero income (stupid, stupid gov't (or rather the outsourced company they emply) still haven't arranged my ALG) but I will grant that my savings from my old job seem to be more than tiding me over, and I felt i needed a treat. I think we'll be calling this my christmas present to myself though, it's a bit of a wopper at just under £70! I wasn't planning that much... But I saw that for £50+ you qualified for a free Diamond Dazzler vibrator which is itself worth twenty quid, and seems to get good ratings. Having brought my order up to the £50 mark, I saw that at £60+, you can choose your delivery date! Awesome, I thought, as I won't be in on friday so Saturday is far better. (Btw, what do I say to my parents? "Butt out, it's christmas soon!" is what I'm favouring if they ask whats in the box!) And lets not forget, the original incentive that pushed me to order was the free gift offer in the LH mag! Here's my order: Liquorice Dip Butt Plug Triple Pack Black Wanted this for a while and think I really need to invest in some graduated butt plugs to get the ol' anal sex life going with the bf... Smooth Realistic 6.5 Inch Waterproof Vibrator Purple I wanted a waterproof vibe. Nothing more, nothing less. Might spice up showertime? Bondage Tape Black HOW long have I wanted this??? Now, to get the bf to use it on me... (I'm a sub through and through, lucky I went and fell in love with a dom!) Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Arousal Gel This is something I don't think I ever would have ordered if not for the LH mag! Something a bit different, and haven't tried any 'sensation' inducing gels or lubes so i'm certainly up for this. Aquaglide Anal Lube I was going to order the sliquid one, but it's OOS. Might end up getting that one in the future, who knows... but for now, I think i need anal lube and fast, as i know the bf is missing anal action and tbf, so am I. Doc Johnson Blush UR3 Dildo Clear This just seemed a really good price for a real-feel dildo, and I've been after a dildo for a good while. I have quite a few vibes but not really any good dildos, and this one looks good. I have really high hopes for this. Diamond Dazzler Smooth Vibrator 6 Inch Ah, the one that made me buy more than I set out to! Looks good though, the reviews are positive and it's certainly pretty! A £20 vibrator for free? well, you can't knock that! BASIC Sex Toys Essential Starter Pack And this is the one that made me want to order this time in the first place! You get 4 items from the LH BASIC range, which I've fancied trying anyway.. the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Love Ring, the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Mega Ring, the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Finger Ring and the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Love Bullet. I've been fancying the idea of a cockring for the mr anyway, and if i bought one, it'd probably be the Omazing one, but if we get on with the ones in this freebie, then we can treat ourselves to that I think! Hehe. So, a pretty impressive haul considering. If i'd spent just under £70 in AS, I have a feeling I may have walked out with, oh, 2 vibes? lol..

Press your arm into my neck...

I swear I intended for this to be updated far more often than it is!

Another real-life update, I have gone back to college and R is at Uni now, but he's stayed local so that rocks. He's in halls right now, and they're okay - we still have the comical quiet sex problem as the walls are fairly thin and the bed is too damn small! (it's worse than my bed for that!)

It's actually starting to annoy me that so far we have never shared a double bed. I mean, we could do this week - my parents have a double and they're on holiday this week (more on that in a sec) but it would be very very wrong, to do so.

Of course, the fact that we had the house to ourselves meant R came over on friday and left this afternoon. It was good to be able to have sex and not worry about the creaky bed.

He really wants me to play with some of my toys for him and i am thinking about it but wierdly it's something i seem to have some kind of mental barrier to?! it's not as if I'm normally very closed-minded, but on this i seem to have a few issues! Hmm, I'll work on it.

I have some unbelievable marks on me today. Some scratches that havent faded off from friday and most of the bites/bruises are from last night with a few from friday. Most were from biting, but i think some of them on my breasts were from him being pretty darned rough during anal spooning. It was fucking good though. I'm not complaining.

Recent discovery - while spooning, restraining me with his arm across my neck, slightly pressing in as if to strangle me... oh my.

I swear I intended for this to be updated far more often than it is! Another real-life update, I have gone back to college and R is at Uni now, but he's stayed local so that rocks. He's in halls right now, and they're okay - we still have the comical quiet sex problem as the walls are fairly thin and the bed is too damn small! (it's worse than my bed for that!) It's actually starting to annoy me that so far we have never shared a double bed. I mean, we could do this week - my parents have a double and they're on holiday this week (more on that in a sec) but it would be very very wrong, to do so. Of course, the fact that we had the house to ourselves meant R came over on friday and left this afternoon. It was good to be able to have sex and not worry about the creaky bed. He really wants me to play with some of my toys for him and i am thinking about it but wierdly it's something i seem to have some kind of mental barrier to?! it's not as if I'm normally very closed-minded, but on this i seem to have a few issues! Hmm, I'll work on it. I have some unbelievable marks on me today. Some scratches that havent faded off from friday and most of the bites/bruises are from last night with a few from friday. Most were from biting, but i think some of them on my breasts were from him being pretty darned rough during anal spooning. It was fucking good though. I'm not complaining. Recent discovery - while spooning, restraining me with his arm across my neck, slightly pressing in as if to strangle me... oh my.

A slight amendment.

In my intro I said 'I'm single'. This isn't true. I do now have a boyfriend. We'll call him R. Onto the post for today. R stayed over last night. I'm 20 and this (imo) should therefore mean my bf can stay when we like, but while my mum is pretty much fine with it I get the feeling my dad isn't. Still, if i don't ask him, we don't have to confront that, do we? I think he'd be fine with it if R didn't share my bed. I also think neither of my parents would like R nearly so much if they knew i lost my anal virginity to him last night. Still, what they don't know... So today i ordered some things, including some clever little tie things to be tied up in. I always wanted to get more into that but due to a woeful lack of trust in prior relationships it never really took off... A was WAY too vanilla (he wouldnt consider anal, bondage, pain, pretty much anything, tbh) and M, well, she was very into bdsm. But i knew she was a bitch and never could trust her which in my opinion is essential in bondage. I havent asked R if he likes that kind of thing but he seems to have a decent level of kink to him, he's into pain and he fingered my ass without asking so i have a feeling he'll be agreeable ;) which is good. On a final note. I hate living with my parents, for one reason above all others. Sex where you're paranoid about creaking beds is ANNOYING. If mildly comical.