Review: Rocks Off Ass Berries - Blackberry

First off, big thanks go to the gorgeous guys and girls at Adult Pleazurezone who sent me this for review!

The Rocks Off brand has been pretty well known for quite some time now, even more so after they launched the Rock Chick. All their toys use the legendary RO-80mm Bullet that they're so well known for, which on it's own is a fantastic bullet. As long-time readers of Nymphetamine Kiss will know, I'm quite a fan of anal play. So, when I got the chance to review the Rocks-Off Blackberry from the Assberries range, I jumped at it!

The Blackberry is the larger toy in the Assberries, but still doesn't look intimidating to the eye. It's essentially one of the afforementioned RO-80mm bullets in a butt plug shaped sleeve, made of Rocks-Off's own "IntraMed material" - and while I'm not entirely sure what goes into that, Rocks-Off do assure it's completely hypo-allergenic, and of course it's free of phthalates and is latex-free.

 Now, on to how it performs! I was impressed with how the vibrations carried through the toy, though I wasn't all that surprised given the quality of the bullet [which comes with batteries, by the way!] and the material used for the sleeve. There is a faint seam running across the toy, but it really isn't noticable and it doesn't look like it's going to cause any problems later, so I'm fine with that. The bullet is only one speed, but the vibrations it produces are a lot of fun, so I didn't find myself wishing for more variability.

The texture is unusual, but hasn't presented any problems for cleaning. Size wise, it does present something of a challenge for me - it's deceptively small to the eye... but bigger to the ass! The great thing about this is that it'd present a challenge for comparitive anal newbies, but should still hold some satisfaction for the more practiced anal enthusiast.

I was really impressed by the gradient at the neck of the plug too, as this meant there really was no issue of it slipping out - an issue I've experienced previously. Used together with a high-quality anal lube, this makes for great fun. I'd advise not using silicone lube as I suspect the sleeve may be silicone, as I have seen it referred to as such before.

 All in all, I was impressed by this and it'll certainly be incorporated into mine and my partners play in the future! Also, the wonderful people at Adult Pleasurezone have given me an exclusive 10% discount voucher for my readers! Enter the code LIFIRE at the checkout! cheap sex toys available @ Adult Pleasurezone!

NK x

A quick update

Not a very focussed blog entry, this one - I can tell you that now! Bit of an update as I am moving tomorrow, and won't have intarwebs for 2+ weeks (might even be a month apparently - *sigh*). On the decidedly bright side, I am moving in with my gorgeous other half and am so so happy about that, so all is good really! Oh, and on a vaguely sex-realated note (and therefore on topic for the blog, lol!) any couple who is into anal action/dp needs this. I seem to recall hearing flatmates in halls walking past when we were using this.. he was fucking me while the butt plug buzzed away in my ass.. and normally we do get a bit 'eep' if it sounds like people are right outside while we're fucking... but i do recall, when he looked up upon hearing them, me declaring "fuck them!" at that point, it could have been the pope tbh. So yes, if you're into anal and/or dp, buy it. It also does a beautiful job of relaxing me enough so that he can fuck me considerably harder in the ass ;)

NK x

Frustration 101

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Remember my rave about Dianette not so long ago? Well... Now I am far less impressed. Reason being, I have been plagued by Aunt Flo for far longer than normal, far more er.. imposingly than normal, and had the cramps from hell. All in all, meaning this weekend, last weekend and an impromtue visit in the middle to the Mr's were all incredibly frustratingly sexless. :( On the bright side though, I think Aunt is packing her bags as we speak, and as dianette is coming tomorrow evening, that should give her the boot out the door she so needs. Next weekend should be interesting, to say the least. Not only because I am now so achingly horny, so desperate to feel his cock inside me, that I may actually tear him to shreds, but also because we have my house to ourselves... My parents are on holiday ;) All meaning that he has even said he knows there is no point bothering to bring clothes for the Saturday! I'm considering trying a new purchase out with him... We do partake in anal occasionally; so i think the potential for it opening me up enough to allow for some nice, hard anal fucking would be rather nice... But then there's also the idea of how much I sense I'll be screaming when he fucks me when I have that in... Vibrations for both of us, and DP for me. Mmm...

NK x

I was thinking today about the whole issue of sex toy ownership. Not so much owning "a" sex toy, but multiple toys. The concept of "too many" and all that jazz. Personally I see it in the same way that a child may own a lot of dolls or teddies. I know that might sound a bit wrong, but hear me out! Okay, so I have quite a lot already. I have a pretty hefty order winging it's way to me for delivery (I hope) on Saturday, and yet I know that there will be a time... Not till the new year now, but still in the grand scheme of things, not too far off when I will see some more pretties and have to have them. I'm already budgetting sex toy purchases into student life when i go to uni next year (there's a reason I can live frugally, and yes, that reason really is toys and the like...) Back to the toy analogy. I have some of my older toys that I've had for ages, and still use. Some of my newer ones are amazing too. I'm hoping some that are on their way will blow my mind. There is no reason why anyone shouldn't own lots of the things they like and enjoy. I was suprised to hear about the state of play re. sextoys in Texas today. I honestly had no idea. Maybe that's because I'd never really thought about it, but to hear that there are places where you don't dare call a dildo a dildo, is crazy to me. If you own 6+ dildos, you are seen as promoting them or likely to be distributing them... In forbidden fruit (their not-so-sextoy-store in texas) they really do refer to dildos as "Educational models" and they do not sell vibrators, merely "massagers" (yes, that old chestnut!). They can sell realistic dildos, so long as they don't vibrate, and they can sell vibrators so long as they don't look too realistic. Butt plugs are a whole other matter though, you can shove whatever you like up there. (no penises, though!). It was through the LH forums that i first got to watching this video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXUUsDGxkU (dont ask me to embed, it's totally not behaving for me) Release forms, declarations, counting one's dildos... I'm glad I live in the UK for once, and before I ever emigrate anywhere, I'm checking it's laws on sex toy ownership and purchase!

I must, I must...

Blog more often. This is it, I promise I am turning over a new leaf and you WILL see more of me in these parts! Been a bit distracted what with one thing and another, but isn't everyone? I won't be using that as an excuse to neglect this any more... Though as no-one reads this, strictly speaking, I am talking to myself. Isn't that the first sign of madness? Today is all about sex toys. I am a member of LoveHoney's forums (Fora?) , and a regular buyer of toys from the afforementioned. I love them and hate them, sometimes in equal measure. I love them because it's near impossible not to, and I hate them for nothing more than the fact that they keep making me spend money I shouldn't. Really good example would be today. I went to a shopping centre today (a rather large one) which has an Ann Summers. Now, I will admit that I did go with the intention of sinning and cheating on my beloved LH. My trip did involve a notable detour to Ikea for meatballs followed by daim cake... Not very sexy or O/T but hey, it's real life donchaknow? Once I had finished my daim cake, I walked through the centre to A.S... Now, I don't mean to judge here, but I noticed three or four SAs stood together, faffing with stock and seemingly, chatting. The store looked fairly empty, though admittedly I couldn't see the back where what I call the "proper" stock is. Maybe, part of me is still the pathetic wimp I was when in high school (or younger even) but seeing as all three girls looked up at anyone pausing (maybe, oh, thinking about coming in and spending some money?!), it totally put me off. I think I was drawn to the idea of going to A.S. as I miss the tactile stuff, I like the whole looking at the displays thing, the "shopping" experience, which as much as I love LH, obviously, online isn't the same. The reality, though, put me off. I decided this meant I was DEFINATELY allowed a LH order when I got home, and order I did. Now, do consider that I currently have zero income (stupid, stupid gov't (or rather the outsourced company they emply) still haven't arranged my ALG) but I will grant that my savings from my old job seem to be more than tiding me over, and I felt i needed a treat. I think we'll be calling this my christmas present to myself though, it's a bit of a wopper at just under £70! I wasn't planning that much... But I saw that for £50+ you qualified for a free Diamond Dazzler vibrator which is itself worth twenty quid, and seems to get good ratings. Having brought my order up to the £50 mark, I saw that at £60+, you can choose your delivery date! Awesome, I thought, as I won't be in on friday so Saturday is far better. (Btw, what do I say to my parents? "Butt out, it's christmas soon!" is what I'm favouring if they ask whats in the box!) And lets not forget, the original incentive that pushed me to order was the free gift offer in the LH mag! Here's my order: Liquorice Dip Butt Plug Triple Pack Black Wanted this for a while and think I really need to invest in some graduated butt plugs to get the ol' anal sex life going with the bf... Smooth Realistic 6.5 Inch Waterproof Vibrator Purple I wanted a waterproof vibe. Nothing more, nothing less. Might spice up showertime? Bondage Tape Black HOW long have I wanted this??? Now, to get the bf to use it on me... (I'm a sub through and through, lucky I went and fell in love with a dom!) Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Arousal Gel This is something I don't think I ever would have ordered if not for the LH mag! Something a bit different, and haven't tried any 'sensation' inducing gels or lubes so i'm certainly up for this. Aquaglide Anal Lube I was going to order the sliquid one, but it's OOS. Might end up getting that one in the future, who knows... but for now, I think i need anal lube and fast, as i know the bf is missing anal action and tbf, so am I. Doc Johnson Blush UR3 Dildo Clear This just seemed a really good price for a real-feel dildo, and I've been after a dildo for a good while. I have quite a few vibes but not really any good dildos, and this one looks good. I have really high hopes for this. Diamond Dazzler Smooth Vibrator 6 Inch Ah, the one that made me buy more than I set out to! Looks good though, the reviews are positive and it's certainly pretty! A £20 vibrator for free? well, you can't knock that! BASIC Sex Toys Essential Starter Pack And this is the one that made me want to order this time in the first place! You get 4 items from the LH BASIC range, which I've fancied trying anyway.. the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Love Ring, the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Mega Ring, the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Finger Ring and the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Love Bullet. I've been fancying the idea of a cockring for the mr anyway, and if i bought one, it'd probably be the Omazing one, but if we get on with the ones in this freebie, then we can treat ourselves to that I think! Hehe. So, a pretty impressive haul considering. If i'd spent just under £70 in AS, I have a feeling I may have walked out with, oh, 2 vibes? lol..